One bandit, the end, one mama, one baby, one buck...
Friday, June 30, 2023
Thursday, June 29, 2023
More Words from Patsy
She wrote this for my smart mouthed son. All Sisters will know which son that is.
http://pattypenny.blogspot.com/2007/12/smart-mouth-just-like-his-mother.html
Calling an illegal alien an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist ".
It's not whether you win or lose, but how you place the blame.
You are not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
We have enough youth. How about a fountain of "smart"?
When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine, "JANET'S".
The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.
A fool and his money can throw one heck of a party.
When blonds have more fun do they know it?
Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two it's an amusement park.
Learn from your parents' mistakes: Use birth control.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
Don't Drink and Drive You might hit a bump and spill something.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
Time's fun when you're having flies. .....Kermit the Frog
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
Ninety-nine percent of all lawyers give the rest a bad name.
One good thing about Alzheimer's is you get to meet new people every day.
Missouri state motto: At least we're not Arkansas.
GUN CONTROL: Using both hands
Hot, Hot
It may get to 100 today for the first time this year, but surely not the last. I am doing most of my walking at work again. Yesterday I walked out to Dan's and back around 6pm. By that time the road is in shade for nearly the entire distance so it is the best time to walk in the evening. Just be thankful you do not live in Texas, unless you do. No matter where you live in the US, it will be hot today. Looks like Foxpark, WY is the place to be today.
National High and Low Temperature (for the contiguous United States)
NWS Weather Prediction Center, College Park, MD
Issued 2 am EDT Thursday, June 29, 2023
High Temperature for Wednesday, June 28, 2023
(as received by 2 am EDT June 29)
113 at Vernon, TX
113 at Altus, OK
113 at Rio Grande Village, TX
Low Temperature for Wednesday, June 28, 2023
(as received by 2 am EDT June 29)
26 at Foxpark, WY